Everton 5 Leyton Orient 0
It was raining goals at Goodison in the I Want My PPI Back Trophy, and nobody told poor old Leyton Orient to bring an umbrella. Oh yes, we actually just […]
Monthly Archives: August 2012
Aston Villa 1 Everton 3
How exactly do you go about handing someone their arse? Because that’s what David Moyes’s Everton did to Paul Lambert’s Aston Villa at Villa Park. Would it be something that […]
Aston Villa And That
Hang on, is this right? We’ve only won once away to Aston Villa since 1987? A quick scan through the indispensable Everton Results website seems to indicate that’s the case. […]
Everton 1 Manchester United 0
If Everton were to think about modernising their famous motto, and let’s face it, less than the best has had to suffice for quite some time now, they might consider […]
Manchester United And That
When Everton play Manchester United at Goodison on Monday it will be in the evening instead of the crack of lunchtime, for possibly the first time since the infamous ‘Scotland […]
Johnny, Remember Me
No sooner had we shouted ‘roll the presses’ on the M’Baye Niang transfer round-up type story when another name was thrown into the ring – the ring of transfer speculation […]
Fun Times In Babylon
According to Andy Hunter in Guardian, who is renowned for almost never making stuff up, Everton have got 17-year-old Caen striker M’Baye Niang over at Finch Farm for a few […]
A Matter Of Time
So then, of all the players we’ve speculated about the Blues selling this summer, we managed to avoid naming Tim Cahill, now departed to New York, and Jack Rodwell, for […]
Schillo You Crazy Diamond
He’s only gone and done it. He’s only gone and signed for Everton. That’s right, all summer we’ve been waiting expectantly – like a dog-walker doing that fielder’s crouch, hand […]
