May 2013
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Hey you, the rock steady crew. Get on Everton, lurching from their slumber and gittin’ they house in order. First up, as predicted, Robert Elstone has chosen, to use a favourite Max Clifford phrase ‘GET IN THE FUCKING VAN OR I’LL CUT YOU!’, no, hang on, a different one, and that is ‘to get in…
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The internet ‘shit storm’ that Everton have drawn down upon themselves with the unveiling of the new badge has certainly kept everyone entertained during the end-of-season lull. This could be well wide of the mark, but it looks a bit like they came up with the new design one morning, sent it out to the…
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The lack of importance of this match was highlighted by the fact that Steven Naismith started up front alongside Victor Anichebe. It was ages ago now so there’s little point dwelling on the details. Tim Howard failed to hold onto a straightforward low shot from Demba Ba on seven minutes and Juan Mata – whose…
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You’ve probably read everything and watched all the footage of Sunday’s game by now, so it’s difficult to know what to add really. It was an occasion alright, and one that no one who was there will forget in a hurry. Everton were superb on the pitch, overwhelming West Ham completely, while the send-off for…
This is not football 
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