Author: mob1971

Like A Ship

When Neil Diamond drove the Arsenal team bus did he used to shout, ‘Coquelin, Ramsey. Get on board’?

Move closer. Don’t worry, we’re not going to take a swing at you.

So, are we fucking moving or what?

Everton at home. We all turn up. Romelu Lukaku scores. The Toffees take all the points. You know the dance by now.