King of the Holloway Road

Let’s get it out there now. Do we want to win any trophies if they have asterisks by them?

Fikayo

Yes, this whole thing has been written to use that title, because Everton have been linked with a goalie, Gianluigi Donnarumma.

Is he hot stuff? Frig off.

‘I like Abdoulaye Doucoure as well, but not as much as you Allan.’