Carlo Ancelotti’s gamble that Newcastle are ‘just shite’, and so any line-up should really beat them, backfired all too predictably at the Massive Mugs And Them Huge Carrier Bags That All The Homeless Swear By Arena.

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Something something something about it being fitting that it was Virgil van Dyke’s former club something something something.

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A talismanic figure injured and questions over who can possibly replace him.

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