mob1971

  • First of all a question. What’s so technical about the technical area? It should be called something like the ‘gobby box’ or the ‘Lucozade bottle zone’. Over to you, Mr Blatter.

  • Bingo bango. We’ve only gone and won one. We’re off the mark, out of the traps, up and running, two’s a crowd and cooking the books. You have to take the quality of opposition into account when assessing any performance – unless of course you are Manchester United and have spent a trillion pounds to…

  • International breaks are shite. We may have mentioned this before. Everyone’s scraping round for club-related ‘content’ in lieu of actual games and there’s only so many times you can read interviews with Steven Naismith where the reporter is incredulous that a footballer would actually think about other people less fortunate than himself. Even he must…

  • Let’s clear up the most important thing, the elephant in the room. How come Chelsea don’t (yet) sing of their young Belgian goalkeeper ‘Are we not men? We are Thibaut!’? Unless of course we missed it among the general hubbub of Saturday’s Premier League ‘clash’. It was a wild one, that’s for sure, to the…