So here we go again.
This time without the broad brush strokes of Ronald Koeman or the dull monochrome of Sam Allardyce – replacing both with Marco Silva’s much-vaunted ‘attention to detail’.
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Curse of the Contemporary
Has he gone?
Farewell Transmission
Remember when you ended up goosing sailors for crack money?
Carry That Weight
‘Everton are like…’ loads of things. For the sake of argument this time out though, the Blues are like the Mam and Dad in the story, The Monkey’s Paw.
Tryouts For The Human Race
It’s all too weird, seeing Sam Allardyce’s big head sitting on top of a load of Everton training gear.
The Spoils
What’s that in the sky? Is it a beam of light projecting a half-eaten pie onto the underside of those ominous clouds?
Crystal Palace 2 Everton 2
It’s off it’s head now, all this.
Shark Smile
And you may ask yourself: ‘My god, what have I done?’
Everton I Love You, But You’re Bringing Me Down
This latest instalment started after the Sunderland game but we just never got round to publishing it. Thursday/Sunday effects everyone you know, not jut the players.
Think about the bloggers.
Nothing, Not Nearly
Turn it in Everton.
Let’s Start To Dance Again
Have you ever eaten at a Harvester before?
Sweep Me Off My Feet
Can’t wait for this Sevilla game now, can you?
You Can’t Hide A Light With The Dark
Right then, the season’s kicking off beaucoup early as the remodelled Super Blues go up against a crack Slovakian fitness class in the Europa League’s ‘round of 1,036’.
summer breeze
Right then, not much to report really.
Everton 2 Leicester City 3
Hey hey, my my. We can’t keep a clean sheet if we try.
Stoke City and Newcastle United and That
It’s been written in instalments this, so the Stoke bit was completed before we went to St. James’ Park. Hopefully the tone is a bit sunnier at the end then, because after the defeat to Stoke it all started to feel a bit Ron Burgundy: ‘Well that escalated quickly’.
Southampton and Shawl Collars And That
Oh Everton, your season has got one wheel in the ditch and one wheel on the track.
Krasnodar, QPR, Young Boys and That
Oh you tricky Blues, oh you tricky Blues, you’re driving your mamas and papas insane.
Spurs, Hull and Manchester City and That
What’s occurring, Dave? What? Not that great, what with the economy and that bug that’s been ‘going around’? Never mind squire, you’ve always got Everton.
Yeah, about that.
