Match Preview
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Come on, it’s that boss bit between Christmas and New Year when you would rather be watching World’s Strongest Man or feature-length Futurama’s than going online to read about football. Therefore the Wigan match report and the Chelsea preview are being condensed here. 1. Darron Gibson’s red card picked up against West Ham has been…
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Take the skinheads the Boleyn, take them the Boleyn. Everton go to West Ham United for this Barclays Premier League match minus their two famous Belgians as well as Tony Hibbert and, so it’s not only David Moyes who always brings his absence up, Victor Anichebe. The chances are Steven Naismith will move up into…
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Kevin Gameiro’s waiting, talking Italian. Well, more likely talking French, because the alleged Everton target is in fact from France. So it all kind of makes sense. A story that appears to have originated in the Daily Mirror and ‘spread like runny shite’, as some ming ex-workmate used to say, has David Moyes poised like…
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All previews essentially boil down to: ‘How about just fucking winning, eh, Everton?’ But there really, really isn’t much more to say other than that about this home game against third placed Tottenham Hotspur. A look at the Blues’ recent form shows, hang on, we’ve fucked up already here. The joke was going to be…
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