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Right, same again, another cut and shunt report where we weld the rusting arse end of the Arsenal game to the chassis of the Swiss and hope that no one asks for the logbook. There is a discount on Lacoste in the boot though.

You only write when we’re winning, write when we’re winning.

We’ve said it before, but last-minute game-changing goals make writing about matches difficult.

What a time to decide to start updating this a bit more Because the temptation after this latest orphanage fire was to just pretend to be too busy. It’s something written for a hobby, a bit of a laugh, and there’s just nothing in the slightest bit amusing about Everton at the moment.