Anichebe
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He’s only gone and done it. He’s only gone and signed for Everton. That’s right, all summer we’ve been waiting expectantly – like a dog-walker doing that fielder’s crouch, hand swathed in an inside out Lidl bag at the business end of their golden retriever – for Steven Pienaar to confirm his permanent return to…
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In the words of Ace Frehley, we’re back; back in an Everton groove. He actually changed it to New York in the end, but he originally meant Everton, everyone knows that. The Toffees sent a load of kids plus the players not wanted by their international sides to play Morecambe in Jim Bentley’s testimonial, and…
This is not football 
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