David Moyes
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Going to bed an hour before the transfer deadline means that you never know quite what you are going to wake up to – a bit like Christmas Eve. Well, that is if there’s a chance that Santa Claus might drunkenly stamp your Big Trak into plastic shards and leave a big shit on the…
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‘Ah, see that arl fella off the Barclays advert’s died’ was the first of several misunderstandings on a muddled afternoon at Goodison. Fair play to the Match of the Day editors, they managed to make it look like something of a humdinger when in fact Roberto Martinez’s first Premier League home game was, let’s be…
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There’s something weird about the last friendly of the summer, when they break the seal on Goodison and allow us our first tentative whiff of the new season. It’s always vaguely unsatisfactory, with the stands sparsely populated and the invited foreign Johnnies playing at half-pace. It also detracts from the anticipation of the first proper…
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