Merseryside derby
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In the aftermath of a game in which Kevin Mirallas’s foul was so heinous it threatened to wipe out several generations of Suarezs (Suarii?) it turns out that it’s actually one of Everton’s players who is quite badly knacked. Leighton Baines, who limped out of the derby after 50 minutes, has been diagnosed with a…
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‘These are nothing special. The only thing we have to fear here is just being typical Everton’. Five minutes later Philippe Coutinho is left completely unmarked at a corner and typical Everton are a goal down. However, rather untypically for modern derbies the Blues went on to batter Liverpool for most of the first half…
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Once again into the court of the crimson ming and once again no win for the Toffees. It’s hard to think of the ‘prize’ that was at stake in this derby without imagining them minty cartoons they used to have in the tabloids, with two shipwrecked fellas on an unfeasibly tiny island with a single…
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Another installment of the eerily accurate Being: Liverpool courtesy of Mr Miles Shackley. Joe Garston : Things have improved since the last time we spoke. There’s finally smiles on the faces of folk. A home draw with Stoke, and 1-0 v Reading. Onwards and upwards, the direction we’re heading. A win in Europe is always nice,…
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