Newcastle United
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Ola, bien venue and welcome to This Is Not Football, especially if you have arrived via Newsnow for the very first time – the eagle-eyed among you may have spotted a couple of tasteful, unobtrusive logos dotted here and there. If you are one of what we like to call ‘newbies’ you might appreciate bit…
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Imagine a few years ago some Geordies sitting watching Shola Ameobi being generally cack and turning to his mates and saying, ‘One day he’ll be partnered up front by his younger, shitter brother’. He’d be laughed all the way to the Strawberry. Seriously, it would be like us giving a dream Premier League start to…
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1. Although they lost, Everton showed everything that makes us very proud of them. Not only were they up against a side that won the Champions League last season before having another ton of money spent on them, but they faced them with a seriously weakened team. It’s to the credit of David Moyes though,…
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Sir Alex Ferguson once famously said, “Football eh? What a cunt.” Well, something like that anyway, and the strawberry-nosed Scot words reflected the emotions of Evertonians following a veritable ‘ding dong’ battle at Goodison Park on Monday night. It was an odd encounter to sum up afterwards in many ways, because it felt as if…

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