Premier League
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Ok, first thing’s first, as we said the other day, a big chunk of this was going to be about Leighton Baines and the various permutations available to cover for his enforced absence. However, we used it all up in a midweek injury special. As a small addendum to that in-depth analysis we obviously need…
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You have probably gathered already that the lack of a preview for this game was in fact an achingly post-post-modern comment on a match in which almost nothing of any significance actually happened. That’s right, it was so post-modern that we slagged the game off before it even took place. The fact that most of…
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As we vainly looked for a decent ending to the preview we fell back on the tried and trusted ‘should be a cracker’, a statement that managed to be simultaneously trite and completely misguided. This game, between two sides who could have moved into second place with all three points, was essentially a load of…
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In a completely transparent bid to drum up interest and provoke controversy in a publication that nobody really reads we approached Russell Brand to guest edit This Is Not Football but the skinny-scarf wearing Herbert declared, rather bluntly, ‘You talk enough shite already. And I support West Ham’. So you will have to put up…
This is not football 
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