Premier League
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So, David Moyes and Alex Ferguson decide to have a game of darts this time. Not really, simmer down. Everton’s early-season hot streak continued thanks to a great performance from Tim Howard and another inspired substitution by Roberto Martinez. Resplendent in that yellow and blue away kit, and with last week’s returning hero Steven Pienaar…
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‘Yeah, so they have offered me a new contract, which is fantastic. I’m going to go in and sign it on Monday. You’re stripes.’ ‘Woah, steady on son. Are you sure?’ ‘Definitely, even more money for doing the same job, why wouldn’t I?’ ‘I think you are being hasty there, to be honest. Two shots.’…
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Hello. Hello. Testing. Testicles. One-two. One-two. Is this thing still working? Hey, how you doing? Long time no smell. Great to have you back. Have you lost some weight? Been hitting the gym? You look great? Kids doing well at school? That’s smashing. And the wife, Rose? Tina? Ah yeah, how’s she doing anyway? Oh,…
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According to the nice people at Newsnow, the reason that stories from this website haven’t been appearing on theirs is because they filter for cuss words and won’t publish articles that contain them. Which is fair enough, although if the worst things that kids are seeing on the internet is a potty-mouthed match preview you…
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