Black And White

It appears that Roberto Martinez is ushering in a new era at Everton that will represent the polar opposite of everything that took place under the yoke of David Moyes. Here are 10 things then to expect in this new, bizarro Everton.

1. Silverware
2. Wingers ordered to stay on their allotted flank.
3. ‘Leave someone back for the corner, for fuck’s sake!’
4. Buccaneering victories at Old Trafford and Anfield.
5. ‘Another sub? Jesus!’
6. Not rocking the Tony Pulis look.
7. Or dressing like a riverboat gambler on big occassions.
8. A reluctance to buy players from Manchester United.
9. A bottom half finish.
10. ‘Get Vellios off!’

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