After what has been a tumultuous week for the game, we feel we can talk about everyday football matters now that its been safely restored as a true grassroots sport for the working man.

That said, in a manner that Gianni Infantino, some Kushner or other and the short-arsed Scientologist (above), would all be proud, we’re trying to sell you something.

That’s right, reader. For the princely sum of five English pounds, plus £2.50 postage, you can have issues one and two of One By One magazine, to whet your appetite for, – you guessed it – issue three, coming some time early (before Christmas) next season.

As ever, if you want to get in touch, you can ‘hit us up’ (let’s face it, send us an email) at: onebyonemag@mail.com