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  • Everton 2 Manchester City 3

      Picture the scene. It’s the final home game of the season at 5.30pm on a Bank Holiday weekend, European football is guaranteed and so there is nothing really to play for when Everton face one of division’s top sides. How would you imagine the atmosphere? Carefree and celebratory, surely? Especially at the end of…

  • Southampton 2 Everton 0

    “And after this game finishes, make sure to stay tuned for some classic Jean-Claude van Damme in Hard Target, director John Woo’s first Hollywood feature.” Thursday night, Channel 5. Spiritual home of Tottenham Hotspurs and Gremlins 2. If they still have the Europa League games, like. They probably don’t. How would you know, who watches…

  • Southampton and Disco Dancing and That

    First thing’s first, if you like a bit of young person’s music and staying up until all hours then you could do a lot worse than go to a night organised by some Blues this weekend. You can get tickets from here. If Everton win at lunchtime at Southampton make sure you go up and…

  • Everton and Footy and That

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    ‘Come in Dave, take a seat. Just, hang on, make sure that door’s shut properly behind you. That’s great. Anyway, thanks for getting in handy at such short notice. So do you have any idea why I’ve asked you here?’ ‘Ed, I could see your fucking scythe through the window. Is that meant to be…