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  • Southampton and Disco Dancing and That

    First thing’s first, if you like a bit of young person’s music and staying up until all hours then you could do a lot worse than go to a night organised by some Blues this weekend. You can get tickets from here. If Everton win at lunchtime at Southampton make sure you go up and…

  • Everton and Footy and That

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    ‘Come in Dave, take a seat. Just, hang on, make sure that door’s shut properly behind you. That’s great. Anyway, thanks for getting in handy at such short notice. So do you have any idea why I’ve asked you here?’ ‘Ed, I could see your fucking scythe through the window. Is that meant to be…

  • Newcastle and Fulham and That

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    There’s that bit in The Matrix when Keanu Reeves’ character begins to realise his own power and potential, looks up at Laurence Fishburne, makes the Bruce Lee ‘come hither’ motion with his fingertips and says, ‘I know Kung Fu’. Everton know Kung Fu. Well, they looked like they did on Tuesday night at Saint James’…

  • Cardiff City and That

    Hey, why the long face? It’s all still to play for. Assuming the Europa League represents ‘all’ of course. The FA Cup was the big one, clearly, and in the recent Everton tradition we blew the big game when the glory, or at least a trip to Wembley and a clear run at the silverware,…