Match Report
Match Report
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Once again into the court of the crimson ming and once again no win for the Toffees. It’s hard to think of the ‘prize’ that was at stake in this derby without imagining them minty cartoons they used to have in the tabloids, with two shipwrecked fellas on an unfeasibly tiny island with a single…
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To be honest, there’s not a lot to be said about the Sunderland defeat, but to not even give it a mention would give the impression that we only ‘report’ on games in which Everton don’t lose. It was watched in some Australian bar on the Rembrandtsplein in Amsterdam through a fog of Amstel and…
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FOW! AMBAW! Repeat until nauseating. That was the soundtrack to the first half of a game of big boys’ football at the Emirates where the gap between Everton and Arsenal looked a lot slimmer than the one between the once-mighty Gunners and English football’s remaining trio of serious clubs. Arsenal can still finish in the…
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Let’s face it, this blog has already got its flip-flops on, or one foot on the plane, or whatever ‘not that arsed now there’s nothing to play for’ footballing metaphor you like. A decent point at White Hart Lane, all things considered, and then a routine victory over the club we aspire to be has…
This is not football 
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