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International breaks are shite. We may have mentioned this before. Everyone’s scraping round for club-related ‘content’ in lieu of actual games and there’s only so many times you can read interviews with Steven Naismith where the reporter is incredulous that a footballer would actually think about other people less fortunate than himself. Even he must…
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Let’s clear up the most important thing, the elephant in the room. How come Chelsea don’t (yet) sing of their young Belgian goalkeeper ‘Are we not men? We are Thibaut!’? Unless of course we missed it among the general hubbub of Saturday’s Premier League ‘clash’. It was a wild one, that’s for sure, to the…
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Roberto Martinez, like the keenest of anglers, keeps showing that a bit of patience is required to eventually land your, er, fish. This time the soccer salmon he has snagged, using a combination of cash, the promise of playing time and a handful of mealworm, is Christian Atsu. The Ghanaian winger has been signed up…
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After no updates all summer there’s a new This Is Not Football laptop and a boring train ride every morning, so there’s every chance there could be regular drivel on here for a while. There’s no guarantee that it will all be about Everton though, so you have been warned. For now though, there is…
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