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Lumme guv’nor. They’ve only ruddy well gone and done it. Everton have stared at the dealer with twinkling Paul Newman  eyes, took a drag on their cigar, smiled wryly and pushed all their chips across the table. They even patted their pockets down, pulled out their lucky £5 token and threw that on top of…

‘Ooh, Everton’s third best central midfielder from last season has signed a new deal. That’s nice.’ Surely that’s how yesterday’s news of a new contract for Ross Barkley would have been greeted in the old world? Instead, the ante was well and truly upped by the club’s enigmatic calling of a press conference for a…

Preseason Analysis Oh aye, yeah. The World Cup’s over and so we get a bit of genuine peace for a couple of weeks before the Premier League barm-pottery starts all over again. If you are still reading this old claptrap you are almost certainly someone who just feels a bit long in the tooth for…

There’s no law that says you have to update it every day. Stop thinking so analogue. This is agile blogging for the next century. Anyway, the sooner this World Cup is over the better, just so we can get down to the serious business of speculating wildly about who Everton may or may not be…