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Well, they are all back in training, doing fancy exercises around flag poles and ostentatiously ‘rehydrating’ wearing them weird monitoring sports bras, and it’s a far cry from the days when Richard Dunne was photographed struggling along at Bellefield with his bag-minder knees and chippy tits wobbling all over the place. In fact, it’s all…
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It’s that time of year when everyone is scraping around for something to say, and ‘Leroy Fer still keen on Everton switch’ is viewed as news worth repeating on a daily basis. Still, we’ll soldier on and sift through the journalistic silt to look for some shiny nuggets of red hot soccer info. First up…
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Hey you, the rock steady crew. Get on Everton, lurching from their slumber and gittin’ they house in order. First up, as predicted, Robert Elstone has chosen, to use a favourite Max Clifford phrase ‘GET IN THE FUCKING VAN OR I’LL CUT YOU!’, no, hang on, a different one, and that is ‘to get in…
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The internet ‘shit storm’ that Everton have drawn down upon themselves with the unveiling of the new badge has certainly kept everyone entertained during the end-of-season lull. This could be well wide of the mark, but it looks a bit like they came up with the new design one morning, sent it out to the…
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