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No sooner had we shouted ‘roll the presses’ on the M’Baye Niang transfer round-up type story when another name was thrown into the ring – the ring of transfer speculation goodness – and that name belongs to Kevin Mirallas. And yes, he does sound like he should be warning up for Wally Lopez in Amnesia,…
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According to Andy Hunter in Guardian, who is renowned for almost never making stuff up, Everton have got 17-year-old Caen striker M’Baye Niang over at Finch Farm for a few days. Apparently this is with a view to making a £6 million bid for a player who is reported to have impressed Arsenal enough during…
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So then, of all the players we’ve speculated about the Blues selling this summer, we managed to avoid naming Tim Cahill, now departed to New York, and Jack Rodwell, for whom Everton have accepted an undisclosed amount of money from Manchester City. It’s a bit of a weird one, really, and had this piece been…
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He’s only gone and done it. He’s only gone and signed for Everton. That’s right, all summer we’ve been waiting expectantly – like a dog-walker doing that fielder’s crouch, hand swathed in an inside out Lidl bag at the business end of their golden retriever – for Steven Pienaar to confirm his permanent return to…
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