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Yes, this whole thing has been written to use that title, because Everton have been linked with a goalie, Gianluigi Donnarumma. Is he hot stuff? Frig off.

‘I like Abdoulaye Doucoure as well, but not as much as you Allan.’

In order to fit in the rest of the FakeNews media we should really run a whole transfer story arc here where Everton are linked to some player who in few a days apparently expresses a real interest in working for Carlo Ancelotti but then by the end of the week ends up as a…

Miners voting Tory, Royal nonces claiming they are so nails that they can’t sweat even if they wanted to, Liverpool pissing the league and Everton manager Duncan Ferguson digging out a striker for not putting in enough effort. These are some strange days we are living through, make no mistake.