Everton
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Let’s do it for Martin Jol. You have to feel for the big Dutchman don’t you, when you think of him on that crisp, fateful morning, turning into the training ground and slamming on the brakes when he sees that the club’s directors cars are already there and Rene Muelensteen is parked in his space.…
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London’s a very big place Mr Shadrach, a very big place. A man could lose himself in London. Lose himself. Lose himself in London. Not Everton though. The Mighty Blues – and we no longer say that with a nod or a wink – travelled to the nation’s capital with most people expecting something of…
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Dave. Dave! DAVE! Dave, come and have a look at this for us. No, a close look. That’s it. Does that grass look greener to you? If that comes across as something of a cheap shot, well, it was meant to. Like most Evertonians we set ourselves up for one almighty fall with our pre-game…
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1. A training montage for Romelu Lukaku. We see him skipping amongst the dust motes in a moody shaft of light and then chopping logs of wood and punching cows. Live ones. At the climax he takes the newspaper clipping of Jose Mourinho’s smug kipper from the corner of the mirror in his spartan bathroom,…
This is not football 
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