Thomas Hitzlsperger

Hey, sometimes even the most obvious and clichéd headlines are just too darned irresistible. This one, courtesy of everyone’s favourite baggy-trousered Jesus-jostling MC – Hammer, or Stanley Kirk Burrell, in case you were still wondering – clearly refers to the continued trial of German midfielder Thomas Hitzlsperger. That’s a trial in terms of showing Everton…