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I keep hearing people saying the weather is biblical. There’s one flood in that bible, across both books, the rest of the time the sun’s cracking the fucking flags.

There’s more than a hint of the kaftan in the design of Everton’s new third kit, which debuted yesterday.

Joaquin Correa sounds like an advert for a hitman at the Job Centre.

While the players bask in the glory of their Florida Cup victory, and prepare for tomorrow’s game against Pumas (pronounced Poomas), Rafael Benitez works tirelessly to strengthen his squad.