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Joaquin Correa sounds like an advert for a hitman at the Job Centre.

While the players bask in the glory of their Florida Cup victory, and prepare for tomorrow’s game against Pumas (pronounced Poomas), Rafael Benitez works tirelessly to strengthen his squad.

The first silverware of the Benitez era, the prestigious (well it is now) Florida Cup, arrives courtesy of the Blues’ win in Orlando against ‘crack’ Colombian outfit, Millonarios.

Just watched some kid from Doncaster lose narrowly in the taekwondo final. It’s boss. Starts out in the first round as Enter The Dragon. By the time they finish the third, shattered, it’s more like Exit The Bow and Arrow.